Wednesday, September 26, 2007

J O K E S



Compiled By: Carl Levi Pega, 4-Benevolenza’


1) Father : Why did the cow go to the river?

Son : Why?

Father : Because the river cannot go to the cow.



2) Question: If the banks PAN Asia, Banco de Oro and Coco Bank decide to merge? What could be its new name?

Answer : PAN DE COCO Bank



3) Question : What did the crocodile say after eating the clown?

Answer : It tasted funny.



4) Question : What is in the middle of heaven and earth?

Answer : “and”



5) Question : What is the game of the fat and the thin called?

Answer : FAT THIN TERO

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