By: Miguel Revilla and Jaira Arango 4- Prudenza
The Grade School and High School students voted for the Student Body Organization
officers last July 19, 2007.The students voted during their Hekasi/Sibika subject.
The two parties involved were the “Nobis Machile”and ”Volukratos”.
The following are the New SBO officers for S.Y. 2007-2008:
President: Ellaine Joyce Malelang
Vice-President: Catherine Lyka Lim
Dhanice Ann Mengote
Secretary: Christela Marie Milla
Treasurer: Patricia Yusingco
Dominice JoanneAritao
Auditor: Claudine BernadetteTejam
PRO: Bon Angelo Rizabal
Maria Camille Isungga
Carmela Scholastica Morente
Dar Amdrei Coronel
Sgt. at Arms: Ruth Jasmine Salinas
Maria Estefan Morente
Jean Ashley Tinsay
CONGRATULATIONS and GOOD LUCK!!!
Thursday, September 27, 2007
PAASCU accreditation status
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At the Leadership seminar-workshop in Villa-Ronar
By Franchesca Lenina L. Demdam, IV- Misericordia and Trisha Thadhani, I- Semplicita’
The MDPS community is now busy preparing for the Philippine Accrediting Association for Schools, Colleges and Universities (PAASCU) visit.
According to Mrs. Fe Perez, PAASCU Project Director, the school community is done with the Self-Survey, the results of which were presented in a plenary session composed of Faculty and Student & Parent Representatives last September 14 at the Mother Alessandra Sala Hall.
The Self-Survey is an internal assessment to determine how good MDPS is as a Catholic school. A review of the school’s Instruction, Faculty, Administration, Student Services, Laboratory, Library & Audio-Visual Center, Physical Plant, and School & Community was accomplished, headed by an administrator or student teacher with three to four teachers coming from the Faculty.
The Chairpersons make up the PAASCU Executive Committee together with Mrs. Perez, Directress Sr. Ruby Diva, ASP, Principal Sr. Alma Tirol, ASP, and Project Consultant Dr. Jesus Palma, a former Ateneo Grade School Administrator.
“I am very positive that this move to have MDPS accredited by PAASCU will lead to the further improvement of the kind of service that the school envisions to render to its clientele,” remarked Mrs. Perez.
The MDPS community is now busy preparing for the Philippine Accrediting Association for Schools, Colleges and Universities (PAASCU) visit.
According to Mrs. Fe Perez, PAASCU Project Director, the school community is done with the Self-Survey, the results of which were presented in a plenary session composed of Faculty and Student & Parent Representatives last September 14 at the Mother Alessandra Sala Hall.
The Self-Survey is an internal assessment to determine how good MDPS is as a Catholic school. A review of the school’s Instruction, Faculty, Administration, Student Services, Laboratory, Library & Audio-Visual Center, Physical Plant, and School & Community was accomplished, headed by an administrator or student teacher with three to four teachers coming from the Faculty.
The Chairpersons make up the PAASCU Executive Committee together with Mrs. Perez, Directress Sr. Ruby Diva, ASP, Principal Sr. Alma Tirol, ASP, and Project Consultant Dr. Jesus Palma, a former Ateneo Grade School Administrator.
“I am very positive that this move to have MDPS accredited by PAASCU will lead to the further improvement of the kind of service that the school envisions to render to its clientele,” remarked Mrs. Perez.
Earthquake Drill held at MDPS
By Gladys C. Barcelona, II-Giustizia and Jerel Nikko E. Goto, I-Lealta’
The Earthquake Drill was done successfully last July 27, 2007, Friday at 9:30 AM. The activity was participated by both GS and HS students and was witnessed by two Marikina City officials.
Senior Fire Officer 2 (SFO2) Danilo Santos, Officer-in-Charge of the Emergency Medical Service of the Bureau of Fire Protection (BFP) and Matt Helmjohn Millan, Videographer from the Public Information Office, visited MDPS to assess and document the event.
The bell rang to signal the start of the drill. The students first hid under their tables in the “Duck, Cover and Hold” position. They then went outside to their designated evacuation areas in a safe and orderly manner. In an interview, Mr. Millan rated the GS as 8 out 10 and the HS as 10 out of 10 while SFO2 Santos evaluated the whole community as “Very Good.”
The Earthquake Drill was done successfully last July 27, 2007, Friday at 9:30 AM. The activity was participated by both GS and HS students and was witnessed by two Marikina City officials.
Senior Fire Officer 2 (SFO2) Danilo Santos, Officer-in-Charge of the Emergency Medical Service of the Bureau of Fire Protection (BFP) and Matt Helmjohn Millan, Videographer from the Public Information Office, visited MDPS to assess and document the event.
The bell rang to signal the start of the drill. The students first hid under their tables in the “Duck, Cover and Hold” position. They then went outside to their designated evacuation areas in a safe and orderly manner. In an interview, Mr. Millan rated the GS as 8 out 10 and the HS as 10 out of 10 while SFO2 Santos evaluated the whole community as “Very Good.”
Seminar for the Leaders
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By: Catherine Lyka R. Lim VI-Sobrieta’
Thea Angela S. Dela Paz IV-Prudenza’
Last July 27, 2007 the gradeschool class officers held their leadership training in the Mother Alessandra Hall themed “Effective Leadership for a Meaningful Student Life”.
The seminar started at 4:00 Friday afternoon. They began with a short prayer led by Catherine Lyka R. Lim and opening remarks by Mrs. Lolita Fernando Academic Coordinator of grades 3-6. It was followed by the guidelines explained by the student Welfare and Affairs Administrator, Mrs. Cecilia Mapa. Next the “Self Knowledge” with Ms. Denisse Enriquez, the Personnel Affairs Officer. Then the game of “Feet on the Floor” supported the lesson of Ms. Michelle Lozano, an alumna of the school. She made the young leaders realize the very important role of cooperation and unity in working as a group. After that they ate their dinner. Then followed by the discussion of communication dynamics by Mr. Donnerique Enriquez, school’s psychometrician. Afterwards, the young leaders were given time to practice for their dramatization. They have to dramatize the problems of the students in and out the classroom. Then after that they ended the session with a closing prayer by Patricia JT. Yusingco. The leaders went home at 9:30 with new lessons learned and to be applied to their daily lives. The master of ceremonies was Reina Marie Patricio, a grade six Sobrieta’ student.
Thea Angela S. Dela Paz IV-Prudenza’
Last July 27, 2007 the gradeschool class officers held their leadership training in the Mother Alessandra Hall themed “Effective Leadership for a Meaningful Student Life”.
The seminar started at 4:00 Friday afternoon. They began with a short prayer led by Catherine Lyka R. Lim and opening remarks by Mrs. Lolita Fernando Academic Coordinator of grades 3-6. It was followed by the guidelines explained by the student Welfare and Affairs Administrator, Mrs. Cecilia Mapa. Next the “Self Knowledge” with Ms. Denisse Enriquez, the Personnel Affairs Officer. Then the game of “Feet on the Floor” supported the lesson of Ms. Michelle Lozano, an alumna of the school. She made the young leaders realize the very important role of cooperation and unity in working as a group. After that they ate their dinner. Then followed by the discussion of communication dynamics by Mr. Donnerique Enriquez, school’s psychometrician. Afterwards, the young leaders were given time to practice for their dramatization. They have to dramatize the problems of the students in and out the classroom. Then after that they ended the session with a closing prayer by Patricia JT. Yusingco. The leaders went home at 9:30 with new lessons learned and to be applied to their daily lives. The master of ceremonies was Reina Marie Patricio, a grade six Sobrieta’ student.
Welcome to the MDPS Family!: Ms. Gracielle Sagucio
School Graduated:
University of the East
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Elementary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
It’s like a magic….. God chose me as an instrument to
teach young people like the children here in MDPS.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
- as a new faculty member of the MDPS, I find it more difficult at first, later on I found it more challenging even though there’s a lot of paper work. The environment is fine and great and enjoying it now.
How do you find MDPSians? - They are fast learners and courteous even though some of them are noisy. They are easy to get along with, they are warm and welcoming new teachers and they are (MDPSians) are critical thinkers.
University of the East
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Elementary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
It’s like a magic….. God chose me as an instrument to
teach young people like the children here in MDPS.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
- as a new faculty member of the MDPS, I find it more difficult at first, later on I found it more challenging even though there’s a lot of paper work. The environment is fine and great and enjoying it now.
How do you find MDPSians? - They are fast learners and courteous even though some of them are noisy. They are easy to get along with, they are warm and welcoming new teachers and they are (MDPSians) are critical thinkers.
Welcome to the MDPS Family!: Ms. Joselyn Delos Reyes
School Graduated:
Roosevelt College Cainta
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Secondary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
Actually, I don’t have any idea about this school. It is my friend who informed me about this school. But I know God has a purpose why I am here.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
Honestly, it was a challenge and a big great help to me to develop my teaching skills.
How do you find MDPSians?
The students here are nice to be with and they are sweet kids. Although some are mischievous, I’m still happy and I enjoy being with them.
Roosevelt College Cainta
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Secondary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
Actually, I don’t have any idea about this school. It is my friend who informed me about this school. But I know God has a purpose why I am here.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
Honestly, it was a challenge and a big great help to me to develop my teaching skills.
How do you find MDPSians?
The students here are nice to be with and they are sweet kids. Although some are mischievous, I’m still happy and I enjoy being with them.
Welcome to the MDPS Family!: Mrs. Lemar Bellosillo
School Graduated:
Miriam College (Mary Knoll)
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Secondary Education Major in Psychology
Why did you choose MDPS?
I choose to teach here at MDPS because I believe that it will provide me with rich teaching experiences while nourishing my Christian life.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
Teaching here at MDPS has proved to be very challenging but fun at the same time.
How do you find MDPSians?
MDPSians are generally courteous and polite; some are sweet while others are extremely “energetic”
Miriam College (Mary Knoll)
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Secondary Education Major in Psychology
Why did you choose MDPS?
I choose to teach here at MDPS because I believe that it will provide me with rich teaching experiences while nourishing my Christian life.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
Teaching here at MDPS has proved to be very challenging but fun at the same time.
How do you find MDPSians?
MDPSians are generally courteous and polite; some are sweet while others are extremely “energetic”
Welcome to the MDPS Family!: Mrs. Amelia Velasco
School Graduated:
Centro Escolar University
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Elementary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
I did not choose to teach here in MDPS but I think God directed / paved the way for me to teach here.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
It’s challenging experiences.
How do you find MDPSians?
MDPSians are sweet and they always have a smile for everyone.
Centro Escolar University
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Elementary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
I did not choose to teach here in MDPS but I think God directed / paved the way for me to teach here.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
It’s challenging experiences.
How do you find MDPSians?
MDPSians are sweet and they always have a smile for everyone.
Welcome to the MDPS Family!: Mrs. Luzviminda Laurio
School Graduated:
San Carlos College
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Elementary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
It is God’s will. I did not choose to teach here, it just so happened that opportunity came so, I grabbed it.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
I like the community and it is a new environment for me. Being with the Sisters. I know that it will help me strengthen my faith.
How do you find MDPSians?
I find them God-fearing, responsible though sometimes ‘makulit’.
San Carlos College
Course:
Bachelor of Science in Elementary Education
Why did you choose MDPS?
It is God’s will. I did not choose to teach here, it just so happened that opportunity came so, I grabbed it.
How do you find teaching here in MDPS?
I like the community and it is a new environment for me. Being with the Sisters. I know that it will help me strengthen my faith.
How do you find MDPSians?
I find them God-fearing, responsible though sometimes ‘makulit’.
New School Administrators, Inaugurated
By: Nicole Morilla and Rebecca Salinas
Last June 18, during the Mass of the Holy Spirit new administrators were installed for the school year 2007-2008
These are the:
Principal:
Sr. Alma Tirol, ASP
Academic Support Services Administrator
Mrs. Ma. Bella Tolentino
Student Welfare and Affairs Administrator
Mrs. Cecile Mapa
Assistant Academic Administrator (Pre-School-Grade 2)
Mrs. Imelda Lustado
Assistant Academic Administrator(Gr.3-6)
Mrs. Lolita Fernando
Assistant Academic Administrator (H.S)
Mrs. Fe Perez
Personnel Affairs Officer
Ms. Ma.Asunsion. Denisse R. Enriquez
Guidance Center Coordinator
Mrs. Teresita Retamar
Educational Media Center Coordinator
Ms. Dianne Jeanne de la Cruz
Campus Ministry Officer
Sr. Amy Escribano, ASP
Congratulations and GOD BLESS!
Last June 18, during the Mass of the Holy Spirit new administrators were installed for the school year 2007-2008
These are the:
Principal:
Sr. Alma Tirol, ASP
Academic Support Services Administrator
Mrs. Ma. Bella Tolentino
Student Welfare and Affairs Administrator
Mrs. Cecile Mapa
Assistant Academic Administrator (Pre-School-Grade 2)
Mrs. Imelda Lustado
Assistant Academic Administrator(Gr.3-6)
Mrs. Lolita Fernando
Assistant Academic Administrator (H.S)
Mrs. Fe Perez
Personnel Affairs Officer
Ms. Ma.Asunsion. Denisse R. Enriquez
Guidance Center Coordinator
Mrs. Teresita Retamar
Educational Media Center Coordinator
Ms. Dianne Jeanne de la Cruz
Campus Ministry Officer
Sr. Amy Escribano, ASP
Congratulations and GOD BLESS!
Editorial: Power of Prayer
By: Rebecca Isabel F. Salinas, 6-Generosita’
Whew! It’s very hot. Land is dry and air is warm.
There was a dry spell in the Philippines.
Lately, the CBCP asked Filipinos to pray for rain. We prayed and prayed. Afterwards, Chedeng, Dodong and Egay came. A lot of rain indeed! This heavy rains and strong winds caused landslides and floods. Because of the rain, classes were suspended and students were re asked to go home.
Nowadays, we’re praying that there will be no typhoons ala ”Milenyo”. For me, the rain is not a disaster but it is a way God to reveal His goodness to His people. It’s up to us now to discover the real power of prayer.
Whew! It’s very hot. Land is dry and air is warm.
There was a dry spell in the Philippines.
Lately, the CBCP asked Filipinos to pray for rain. We prayed and prayed. Afterwards, Chedeng, Dodong and Egay came. A lot of rain indeed! This heavy rains and strong winds caused landslides and floods. Because of the rain, classes were suspended and students were re asked to go home.
Nowadays, we’re praying that there will be no typhoons ala ”Milenyo”. For me, the rain is not a disaster but it is a way God to reveal His goodness to His people. It’s up to us now to discover the real power of prayer.
Tip of My Tongue
By: Francis Demdam 6- Generosita’
Hello! I am Francis Demdam here to bring you my thoughts on different topics.
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The 1st Quarterly Exams are now over (Yay!!!). Are you happy with your scores? I hope that you are all happy with your scores especially those who are determined to be on the top 10 list and those who want to graduate and go to schools that require good grades like me.
* * *
Well speaking of grades, the PTC are now over and some are going to be rewarded or the downside, scolded!!!
Those who have studied and passed their exams, congratulations, you deserve it.!^_^
* * *
The “Buwan ng Wika” is over and we all had cool performances. After the program, we were treated to native delicacies. The “Palarong Pinoy” brought memories of the days when our parents played these games when they were younger.
* * *
Now that were finished with those ladies and gentlemen please ready yourselves for the start of something new, yes I am talking about the High School Musical 2.I guarantee that it will be cooler and more awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^
* * *This is Francis, until the next issue.
Hello! I am Francis Demdam here to bring you my thoughts on different topics.
* * *
The 1st Quarterly Exams are now over (Yay!!!). Are you happy with your scores? I hope that you are all happy with your scores especially those who are determined to be on the top 10 list and those who want to graduate and go to schools that require good grades like me.
* * *
Well speaking of grades, the PTC are now over and some are going to be rewarded or the downside, scolded!!!
Those who have studied and passed their exams, congratulations, you deserve it.!^_^
* * *
The “Buwan ng Wika” is over and we all had cool performances. After the program, we were treated to native delicacies. The “Palarong Pinoy” brought memories of the days when our parents played these games when they were younger.
* * *
Now that were finished with those ladies and gentlemen please ready yourselves for the start of something new, yes I am talking about the High School Musical 2.I guarantee that it will be cooler and more awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^
* * *This is Francis, until the next issue.
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Wednesday, September 26, 2007
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Retreat @ 8 Waves
By Graciella Ramona G. Guevara, IV-Perseveranza
The MDPS Faculty and Staff had their summer outing last May 25, 2007 at 8 Waves Resort in Bulacan.
It was a chance for the MDPS Family to bond and enjoy each other’s company.
“I had fun because I tried all the pools in the resort. The outing was wonderful and sweet,” said Ms. Nerissa Quesada, HS Teacher, when asked about her experience during the outing.
“The outing was okay because we all had the chance to bond with each other,” said Mr.Rodel Manayan, HS Teacher.
Indeed, the outing personnel was a success!
The MDPS Faculty and Staff had their summer outing last May 25, 2007 at 8 Waves Resort in Bulacan.
It was a chance for the MDPS Family to bond and enjoy each other’s company.
“I had fun because I tried all the pools in the resort. The outing was wonderful and sweet,” said Ms. Nerissa Quesada, HS Teacher, when asked about her experience during the outing.
“The outing was okay because we all had the chance to bond with each other,” said Mr.Rodel Manayan, HS Teacher.
Indeed, the outing personnel was a success!
T R I V I A
Compliled By: Aishwarya Thadhani 5- Sincerita
What is the name of Cupid and Psyche’s daughter?
A. Pleasure
B. Joy
C. Venus
What is another name for starfish?
A. Star sea
B. Sea star
C. Fish star
What is a whole +a quarter + a quarter + a quarter + a quarter +a half + a half + a whole +a quarter + a quarter + a quarter + a quarter?
A. 7
B. 10
C. 5
Which of these living things do NOT have a backbone?
A. dog
B. earthworm
C. human
answers.1.a.Pleasure 2.b.sea star 3.c.5 4.b.earthworm
What is the name of Cupid and Psyche’s daughter?
A. Pleasure
B. Joy
C. Venus
What is another name for starfish?
A. Star sea
B. Sea star
C. Fish star
What is a whole +a quarter + a quarter + a quarter + a quarter +a half + a half + a whole +a quarter + a quarter + a quarter + a quarter?
A. 7
B. 10
C. 5
Which of these living things do NOT have a backbone?
A. dog
B. earthworm
C. human
answers.1.a.Pleasure 2.b.sea star 3.c.5 4.b.earthworm
City
By: John Raymel Q. Fransisco, 4-Prudenza’
In the Morning the city
Spreads its wings
Making a Song
In the stone that sings.
In the evening the city
Goes to bed
Hanging Lights
About it’s head
In the Morning the city
Spreads its wings
Making a Song
In the stone that sings.
In the evening the city
Goes to bed
Hanging Lights
About it’s head
WELCOME NEW MDPSians
By: Andrea Olivar and Pearline Nubla 5- Fedelta
This school year, the MDPS has 62 new students. Be ready to meet them.
Grade 1 Pazienza:
Ghar Benedict B. Estoque
Alec Miguel P. Fortes
Emmanuel Luke A. Timbang
Alfrancis R. Mendoza
Dustin A. Ramos
Wismar Dave S. Salas
Vincent Jeremy S. Liwag
Patricia Ysabel V. Bacami
Ayesha Leila M. Ballesteros
Fatiana Kirsten R. Cardenas
Gia Andrea V. Dela Cruz
Mary Hazel C. Hanabusa
Ma. Paola Andrea R. Mapanao
Jhanna Kathlyne C. Nisperos
Grade 1 Umilta:
Bryan Dherrych C. Bausas
Gerald Ford Maas
Allan Khristopher B
Jan Patrick Robert Marcelo
Mark Angelo N. Requintina
Agassi S. Sto. Domingo
Ron Miguel A Villasper
Noel Joseph C. Villatura
Juliana Dyanne C. Cualing
Pia Angela V. Dela Cruz
Joanna Marie T. Peňalosa
Keisha Mae E. Soniano
Grade 2 Fede:
Marvaux Jean T. Astilo
Vince Laurence G. Luna
Miguel Adrian L. Sineneng
Elizabeth S. Benaning
Dionne Ashley A. Lugto
Humoee D. Ricafort
Grade 2 Speranza:
Herald Richard S. Grant
Kurt Gabriel F. Rivera
Jose Enrico G. Sylvestre
Margaret S. Benaning
Allyssa Charlize K. Bueno
Coleen Ann M. Crisostomo
Patricia Denize C Cunanan
Grade 3 Carita:
Jan Nathan S. Bangayan
Ian Robert M. Canja
Sheel F. Thadhani
Jessica Anne C. Nisperos
Grade 3 Sapienza:
John Blaise S. Aquino
Gerard L. Bandojo
Claudia Demi K. Bueno
Grade 4 Benevolenza:
Jericho Paolo G. Silvestre
Eleanor Danielle P. Benet
Chloe Dale M. Crisostomo
Jeanine Erika C. Nisperos
Grade 4 Prudenza:
Roline Red D. Ricafort
Grade 5 Fedelta:
Clarenz R. Marcelo
Pearline Grace P. Nubla
Maria Alyssa Chloe Mae S. Grant
Marika Kamiya
Grade 5 Sincerita:
Haemond Gabriel C. Alupit
Edward Denzel S. Santos
Colleen Joyce G. Herrera
Aishwarya Lei F. Thadhani
Grade 6 Generosita:
Ma. Angelica L. Bandojo
Mikaela Marie F. Rivera
This school year, the MDPS has 62 new students. Be ready to meet them.
Grade 1 Pazienza:
Ghar Benedict B. Estoque
Alec Miguel P. Fortes
Emmanuel Luke A. Timbang
Alfrancis R. Mendoza
Dustin A. Ramos
Wismar Dave S. Salas
Vincent Jeremy S. Liwag
Patricia Ysabel V. Bacami
Ayesha Leila M. Ballesteros
Fatiana Kirsten R. Cardenas
Gia Andrea V. Dela Cruz
Mary Hazel C. Hanabusa
Ma. Paola Andrea R. Mapanao
Jhanna Kathlyne C. Nisperos
Grade 1 Umilta:
Bryan Dherrych C. Bausas
Gerald Ford Maas
Allan Khristopher B
Jan Patrick Robert Marcelo
Mark Angelo N. Requintina
Agassi S. Sto. Domingo
Ron Miguel A Villasper
Noel Joseph C. Villatura
Juliana Dyanne C. Cualing
Pia Angela V. Dela Cruz
Joanna Marie T. Peňalosa
Keisha Mae E. Soniano
Grade 2 Fede:
Marvaux Jean T. Astilo
Vince Laurence G. Luna
Miguel Adrian L. Sineneng
Elizabeth S. Benaning
Dionne Ashley A. Lugto
Humoee D. Ricafort
Grade 2 Speranza:
Herald Richard S. Grant
Kurt Gabriel F. Rivera
Jose Enrico G. Sylvestre
Margaret S. Benaning
Allyssa Charlize K. Bueno
Coleen Ann M. Crisostomo
Patricia Denize C Cunanan
Grade 3 Carita:
Jan Nathan S. Bangayan
Ian Robert M. Canja
Sheel F. Thadhani
Jessica Anne C. Nisperos
Grade 3 Sapienza:
John Blaise S. Aquino
Gerard L. Bandojo
Claudia Demi K. Bueno
Grade 4 Benevolenza:
Jericho Paolo G. Silvestre
Eleanor Danielle P. Benet
Chloe Dale M. Crisostomo
Jeanine Erika C. Nisperos
Grade 4 Prudenza:
Roline Red D. Ricafort
Grade 5 Fedelta:
Clarenz R. Marcelo
Pearline Grace P. Nubla
Maria Alyssa Chloe Mae S. Grant
Marika Kamiya
Grade 5 Sincerita:
Haemond Gabriel C. Alupit
Edward Denzel S. Santos
Colleen Joyce G. Herrera
Aishwarya Lei F. Thadhani
Grade 6 Generosita:
Ma. Angelica L. Bandojo
Mikaela Marie F. Rivera
J O K E S
Compiled By: Carl Levi Pega, 4-Benevolenza’
1) Father : Why did the cow go to the river?
Son : Why?
Father : Because the river cannot go to the cow.
2) Question: If the banks PAN Asia, Banco de Oro and Coco Bank decide to merge? What could be its new name?
Answer : PAN DE COCO Bank
3) Question : What did the crocodile say after eating the clown?
Answer : It tasted funny.
4) Question : What is in the middle of heaven and earth?
Answer : “and”
5) Question : What is the game of the fat and the thin called?
Answer : FAT THIN TERO
1) Father : Why did the cow go to the river?
Son : Why?
Father : Because the river cannot go to the cow.
2) Question: If the banks PAN Asia, Banco de Oro and Coco Bank decide to merge? What could be its new name?
Answer : PAN DE COCO Bank
3) Question : What did the crocodile say after eating the clown?
Answer : It tasted funny.
4) Question : What is in the middle of heaven and earth?
Answer : “and”
5) Question : What is the game of the fat and the thin called?
Answer : FAT THIN TERO
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